Shipping Policy

🇺🇸 Free Shipping

Spend $75 or more and we'll cover the shipping. More money for shirts, less money for the mailman.

📦 Order Processing

Your order is made just for you, so it isn't pulled off a dusty warehouse shelf.

Most orders are printed and shipped within 3-5 business days. During busy times (like holidays or when the internet collectively loses its mind), it may take a little longer.

🚚 Shipping & Delivery

Once your shirt leaves the shop, it usually arrives within 3-5 business days, depending on where you live and the shipping option you choose at checkout.

👀 Track Your Questionable Purchase

The second your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can refresh the tracking page every 12 minutes like the rest of us.

🔒 Secure Checkout

Your payment is processed through a secure, encrypted checkout system. We sell edgy humor—not your credit card information.

One Last Thing...

Shipping estimates are just that—estimates. Once your package leaves our hands, it's up to the shipping carrier. Weather, holidays, and whatever chaos the delivery gods decide to unleash can occasionally cause delays.

Thanks for your patience—we promise it's worth the wait.