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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're American. Our shirts are American. Our humor is questionable.

Every tee is printed right here in the USA at our Florida and Texas print facilities. As God intended.

Do you ship internationally?

International shipping isn’t available — our edgy humor is currently staying stateside. For now.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order hits the road, we'll shoot you a tracking email so you can obsessively refresh it and watch your questionable purchase make its way to your doorstep. 👀📦

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough to live in and durable enough to survive whatever bad decisions you make while wearing them. Materials may vary by shirt, so check the product page for all the nerdy details.

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